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    No One Wins! (May 23, 2025)

    Crafted in twenty-four hours or less, to be enjoyed for years to come. The only band who has ever made these exact songs! Winners Only has done it again. Songs you can listen to, with sounds you can hear. Seven entirely new compositions! No hidden meanings Only Real Music. Due to unforeseen events, this album was exclusively recorded through the AFM guitar pedal (designed and built by Tait Boman). The drums on this recording were performed by Jakob Turley. A drum kit was used and a DR660. The synthesizer was all done by Clairice Mortenson. The bass on track 2 was also Claire on opsix. Tait played the guitar. Each had a single input on the AFM pedal, it was then recorded to an SP404. The rest is history.

    Dinner (February 25, 2025)

    There comes a time in every young child’s life when their father, 
    sullied by the years of repetitive pop music, will call them over, 

    sit them down on their knee and say, 
    “Kid, they just don’t make ’em like they used to.” 
    Well, just in time to stick it to the old wet blanket comes Winners Only.  
    Chock full of twenty-first century screeching and peaking, 
    their debut album is sure to make your speakers sound just like they did 
    when your daddy played his first CD.  


    The humble bunch began as three solo acts, 
    weaving their way through the trenches of pop, punk and post modern jazz hell, 
    each honing their unique abilities dreaming of something more: 
    to create one super-band to rule them all. 
    Putting their talents together, they’ve created new classics 
    sure to melt the hearts of even the most stone-faced critic. 


     
    The “Winners” are comprised of many interlocking parts. 
    Hear the old- fashioned crooning of Tait Boman 
    tip its hat to the technical and anarchical  rhythm of Jakob “Tony” Turley
     in the heat of “Quiche-Uh”. 
    Revel in the twinkling of the synthetic ivories Clairice Juliette effortlessly slips
    under the lyrics of “Waiting for the Crash”.  And dig those newfangled bass sounds 
    deep in the pocket of the grooving tempo on “Salad”.


    Thus concludes the summation of the Titanic of a first album by Winners Only.
    For those of you humble readers still perusing, Bon Voyage!

    Winners Only EP (December 25, 2022)

    The debut release from Winners Only. Includes the smash hit single “The Pistachio”. Featuring Tait Boman and Noah Jarvis on guitars, Aiden Israelson on saxophone, Clairice Mortenson and Cooper Johnson on keys, Jakob Turley on drums and machines. The four songs here will surely leave you hungry for more, for this is a mere taste of what is to come.

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